Obey
The Cocker Spaniel!
This Cocker
Spaniel propaganda is a stunning tribute to Dog and country.
Originally bred as a sporting dog simply to hunt Woodcock, the Cocker
soon developed an insatiable hunger for world domination.
The
Cocker Spaniel made its way into the Whitehouse in 1877, owning President
Rutherford B. Hayes. (some say the Cocker Spaniel carried the South
for Hayes, who won the disputed election by the narrowest of margins)
Now, like thousands
of others under the Cocker's control, you can show your patriotism for
this ruthless dictator with "Obey the Cocker Spaniel!"
propaganda.
*The
Cocker Spaniel recently began a plot to take over American Media, owning
powerful figures including Oprah Winfrey.
