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 You
are merely a Beagle servant.
Beagles have owned
many important American military and political figures such as Lyndon
B. Johnson, and have help shaped modern global politics. Now you can support
the beagle breed's conquest for World Domination with official "Obey
the Beagle!" propaganda.
Displaying "Obey
the Beagle!" dog propaganda shows your obedience of the beagle breed,
and quickly convinces family, friends, and co-workers to prepare for the
Beagle Revolution.
When the beagles take
over the world, will you be spared as one of "the lucky
ones?"
6/08/06- The Department
of Homeland Security has issued a warning that the Beagle may launch their
world domination plot at any moment, and is advising Americans to be vigilant.
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